Jurassic World

It's been twenty one years, with one classic and two let downs. Thankfully we're getting back on the right track.

Yes, as all the posters and promotional material may have informed you, the park is indeed open. We cut back into a world where we're told that at least in the films timeline, it's been open a while and dinosaurs are starting to lose their attraction. What bizzaro world do these people live in? After the passing of John Hammond (the late Richard Attenborough) the park has passed onto his colleague, Simon Masrani (Khan) an eccentric billionaire who see's the park as an experience and more than just zeroes on a payslip.

The main plot of the film basically follows the formula we're used to, fun in the park, dinosaur gets loose, mayhem. As mentioned earlier, this is a world where dinosaurs roaming around isn't the crowd puller it used to be so by the handy work of the only returning character from previous films, Dr Wu (Wong) and Masrani's funding a hybrid is created. A blend of many things I won't spoil, the Indominus Rex is basically a giant white Tyrannosaurus with longer arms. It's scarier than it sounds.

Leading the human effort this time around is all around perfect human being Chris Pratt, who plays an ex-marine turned velociraptor trainer named Owen, he's virtually invincible and the writers love him, much apposed to Dallas Howard's character, Claire. Claire Dearing is the parks operation manager and a bit of a stick in the mud, she's by the book and rarely see's the bigger picture which contrasts to Owen's character yada-yada.

You have seen this dynamic before.

 As much as I enjoyed the movie this is my biggest gripe, the notion of mutant dinosaurs is also more plausible to me than a woman running through a jungle wearing high heels without any setback. Claire's nephews are visiting the park because of a subplot involving their mother not happy with the fact her sister has put off seeing her nephews for seven years, it doesn't really matter but luckily the children aren't too annoying. Taking over the role of Tim and Lex we see Zach and Grey bad decision themselves from one tense action beat to the next, Grey himself reacting as any human would at the notion of seeing giant lizard monsters and Zach staring at teenage girls and being apathetic because teenagers.

The film is a love letter to the fans who grew up with these movies and provides countless wide eyed spectacles and some genuinely tense moments that will terrify the younger viewers who made their parents see it with them. The people hiding while the snout is only a meter away moment is overplayed a bit too much however. The tense raptor and motorcycle chase is one of the films highlights and your nostalgia will ease you past all the plot holes and mildly dumb moments.

Did anyone else near the end get that Anchorman vibe near the end? Baxter talking to the bear? I laughed at what I think was meant to be a powerful moment. Ah well.

I don't really need to recommend this, you're bound to see it.
It's Chris Pratt and dinosaurs. Nuf Sed.

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Oh good Christ yes.

So I'll try not to fan boy too hard on this one but this was a fucking great movie, like being a kid and watching Star Wars again for the first time.

Marvels newest wild card seemed like a bold move 2 years ago when it was announced but may well be on it's way to becoming one of the studios freshest outings. Going against the grain of comic book movies having to be somewhat gritty and dark Guardians only takes itself serious for a split second at the start, from then on it revels in its own goofiness and unashamedly breaks the mold.

Beginning in the 80's a young Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) finds himself abducted by a group of space ravagers after a traumatic family experience, he becomes well versed in the goings on of the galaxy and only has a few mementos of his life on earth, most importantly a Sony Walkman and his 'awesome mix tape vol 1'. Quill is a charming yet crass man child known for more than a few run ins with the law and has dubbed himself 'Starlord', something he wishes would catch on more. He later steals the films macguffin, a mysterious silver orb the universe's heavy hitters all seem to be after in a scene very reminiscent of the first five minutes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark and after this the whole plot is thrust into mayhem. There is an incredible prison escape scene in which we are introduced to the other guardians before they're a team, the driven warrior Gamora (Zoe Saldana swapping blue for green) a hulking and revenge bent Drax The Destroyer (Dave Bautista) and the seriously odd couple Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper) and Groot (Vin Diesel proving the same line throughout)

Director James Gunn realistically brings these offbeat characters together exceptionally and never making it feel forced, all the more credit in that these actors were having to act among 2 CGI characters. It's hard to say who steals the show however, Pratt is enigmatic and perfect as the relatable yet morally skewed Starlord, he's effortlessly charming and may well replace Robert Downey Jr as your favourite marvelite. Coming straight behind however is the pairing of Rocket and Groot, one is a crass talking Raccoon with a penchant for big guns and bursts of anger while his muscle/house plant is a Goliath like talking tree who can change shape, limited only to the words "I am Groot" Diesel still manages to convey different emotion between each uttering, you almost start understanding him. If you loved the macabre conversation between Han Solo and Chewbacca you'll be in your element here.

My only real gripe with the movie lies in its villains, you have three (potentially four but those are spoilers...) baddies who hold back the Guardians in one way or another, Lee Pace's zealot like Ronan The Accuser is visually dynamic but seems a little 2D, he's bent on destroying another race his planet is at war with for reasons that aren't really elaborated on too deeply. Doctor Who's Karen Gillan plays the cyborg adoptive sister of Gamora and does well to establish her as a sinister femme fatale with almost reptillian movements and at times a spurned angry child with the mother of all daddy issues, her on screen interactions with Gamora however are no way near enough so here's hoping we see an extension of this in the 2017 sequel.

Visually breathtaking and a soundtrack you'll be replaying to yourself for months to come, Marvel has no qualms with taking you into the unknown and bringing you out a believer. Believe the hype.

"You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians Of The Galaxy" the new kids on the block definitely give their earth dwelling cousins a run for their money. This film is the tits.
I read once that if The Avengers are The Beatles then these guys are The Rolling Stones.

Go see it already.